THE BEST ZIONIST JOKES , WHY THE BEST BECAUSE THERE ARE GRAINS OF TRUTH IN EVERYONE.

A pollster asks a homeless person, a cult member and a Zionist the same question: “What is your opinion of the meat shortage?” The homeless person asks, “I’m sorry, but what do you mean by ‘meat’?” The cultist responds, “Please forgive me, but what do you mean by an ‘opinion’?” The Zionist turns beet-red and screams, “What the Ffuck does ‘excuse me’ mean?”

Zionism: n. (zih-uhn-ism) A quasi-religious belief, held by many Israeli Jews, that “God does not exist, but he gave us your land, so we can demolish your houses, leave your children homeless, and take it!”

Q: How many Zionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to change the bulb and 7.8 million to accuse Edison, GE, tungsten and electricity of being anti-Semitic.

Q: What is the difference between a Zionist and a professional criminal?
A: A professional criminal doesn’t make up lame excuses for things he denies doing.

Q: Why did the Zionist cross the road?
A: To occupy the other side.

Q: What did the Zionist answer, on his job application form, when asked about his desired occupation?
A: Occupation!

Q: Why did the Zionist claim to own the space between your ears, while you were sleeping?
A: It was temporarily unoccupied.

Q: Which Zionist film is most likely to win an Oscar?
A: The Great Terrain Robbery, starring Sean Con-nery and Donald Smother-land.

Q: Why did the Zionist claim to own your home?
A: You couldn’t prove that it was in your family’s possession 2,000 years ago, so it must be his to claim.

You can lead a Zionist to water, but you can’t make him share it with a Palestinian.

All roads lead to Jerusalem … except the Jewish-only roads that Palestinians are not allowed to drive on.

Netanyahu blocks toilet: Israeli PM needs 20 agents to go to bathroom — RT Viral

Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu was the source of amusement in New York after he was spotted heading to the bathroom with a whopping escort of 20 bodyguards.

Source: Netanyahu blocks toilet: Israeli PM needs 20 agents to go to bathroom — RT Viral

well you need 20 bottom guards to wipe your arse if you are a giant shithead .I DETEST THE MORON MAN .

BDTN.: Jews in Israel call for genocide of Palestinians in a massive rally ignored by the media

Source: BDTN.: Jews in Israel call for genocide of Palestinians in a massive rally ignored by the media

By not boycotting israel those of you who support israel are perpetuating this genocide of Palestinians.Your efforts are succeeding the palestinian race is being eradicated thanks to the likes of you. Who next after the palestinians , the christian israelis ,then the rest of the muslims, then the jews yes the black jews , and the jews that want to live in peace with the other races.It is a policy of clensing eliminating all that are not true pure zionist israeli jew. I AM NOT INCITING HATRED JUST STATING MY OPINION OF THE OUTLOOK ,THE FUTURE. I have been told that i am getting into deep water by expressing my opinion and at least censorship will be used to stop my efforts .it is so Orwellian in its status quo 1984 .big brother is watching .

Netanyahu Using UN To Deceive World: Admits Injured Israeli U.S. Proxy ISIS Terrorists — Political Vel Craft

TEHRAN (FNA)- Iran’s First Counsellor and Alternative Representative to the United Nations Hossein Maleki blasted Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for using the UN as a tool for deceiving the world, and said that Tel Aviv continues to admit injured terrorists to its hospitals. “Israel accepts the terrorists at their hospitals and claim that they […]

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Russia Intensifies Airstrikes Against Israeli U.S. Proxy Terrorists In Hama, Syria — Political Vel Craft

TEHRAN (FNA)- Russian fighter jets carried out fresh combat sorties over [Israeli U.S. Proxy] militants’ positions in Northern Hama, leaving 20 anti-government fighters dead and several more wounded. The Russian fighter jets, tipped off by intelligence agents, launched heavy airstrikes on an underground stronghold of Forsan al-Hagh Brigade near Ma’ardes, claiming lives of 20 militants. […]

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