ITIS THE SEASON NOT TO BE TORY

‘The Twelve Dirty Tactics’

Oh, the first dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ a lie painted on a big bus.

Oh, the second dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the third dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the fourth dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the fifth dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ AUS-TERI-TYY!
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the sixth dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ sick people dying
⁃ AUS-TERI-TYY!
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the seventh dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ selling Saudis weapons
⁃ sick people dying
⁃ AUS-TERI-TYY!
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the eighth dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ wait, May is missing
⁃ selling Saudis weapons
⁃ sick people dying
⁃ AUS-TERI-TYY!
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the ninth dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ private care advancing
⁃ wait, May is missing
⁃ selling Saudis weapons
⁃ sick people dying
⁃ AUS-TERI-TYY!
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the tenth dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ press Corbyn-smearing
⁃ private care advancing
⁃ wait, May is missing
⁃ selling Saudis weapons
⁃ sick people dying
⁃ AUS-TERI-TYY!
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the ‘leventh dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ election invoice wiping
⁃ press Corbyn smearing
⁃ private care advancing
⁃ wait, May is missing
⁃ selling Saudis weapons
⁃ sick people dying
⁃ AUS-TERI-TY
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ and a lie painted on a big bus

Oh, the twelfth dirty tactic the Tories pulled on us
⁃ stealth underfunding
⁃ election invoice wiping
⁃ press Corbyn smearing
⁃ wait, May is missing
⁃ selling Saudis weapons
⁃ sick people dying
⁃ AUS-TERI-TYY!
⁃ lower corp’rate tax
⁃ free-fall debts
⁃ took our children’s lunch
⁃ AND A LIE PAINTED ON A BIG BUUUSS.

Mayrry Crisis, Everybody…

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