SEVEN KINDS OF SEX WHICH STAGE ARE YOU AT?

  Research shows that there are seven kinds of sex.The 1st  kind of sex is called: SmurfSex. *  This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and  you have sex until you are blue in the  face.

The 2nd kind of sex is  called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have  been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The  3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. 
This is when you  have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally – and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have  been with your partner for too long.  When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, ‘F***  you.’

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)The  6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.*
This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more.  He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension  Sex.*You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

 

I have enough problems of  my own!!

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