Research shows that there are seven kinds of sex.The 1st kind of sex is called: SmurfSex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally – and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, ‘F*** you.’The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.*
This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more. He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex.*You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
I have enough problems of my own!!