ODE TO A JEWISH FOOL, JESTER,COMIC.FOOLS WE SHOULD SUFFER GLADLY

Oh foolish fellow that you are

your life has not got you far,

The fame you sort buzzed far away

Your life went on from near miss to near miss,

The elusive fame was always amiss.

 

From failed disco king to manager ,

You missed your chance at every spur,

The junction became the cul-de-sac

Yet again a failure on a single track,

 

Away you went with tinkerbell

The fairy dust  did not work well.

The dancing ,singing,jester yes,

But no,though you did your best.

 

TV, though local it did but wave,

A show host you did crave

To be, in Spain in Costa dell Crime

Marbella was the action place,

 

The money came so crisp and clean

washed to perfection, not grimy but clean so clean.

From F1 club that was filled with coke and smoke,

Life became one big long joke,a line a line a poke a poke.

 

It never lasts it went away, so hello radio i,m here to stay!

The time was right ,the dye was cast

the last chance saloon,a chance at last ,

He learnt his skills from barry The mistro,

Then student came to be the master,

He showed them all just who was boss

Spent the money and did,nt give a toss.

 

Upon whose back he trod his way.

And almost made it but hey,

He played his cards so well he thought.

But caught ,cockolde by sexual thought

and deed was his final juggernaut.

 

He fell from grace and shamed he was

his hopes were scattered  like ashes

on the floor ,he tried to rise again but no,

His  sins did follow cursing him.

A land of broken promises , and dreams

that might of been, a sad and sorry life to see,

All loss all gone for what ?

 

The maiden head of youth , the potion of immortality.

To become the jester ,the fool ,

And there is no fool like an olde fool be,

What went before must come to pass,

There,s no return just memories of days detrass,

So what of him golden coat, his chain of gold

Upon his waist, the m&s 5euro coat,

So white and clean ,just like the suit of white

Impervious to stain that Alec Guinness wore,

It fell to bits and was no more,

 

As life has done for our dear friend,

His life of fame has surly come to an end.

He still is seen at times like olde a chartiy

of course, up front he is, repelling verbal boarders,

The fans are few the hecklers curse

He keeps it happy and on course,

 

IT,S NOT THE SAME BUT WHAT THE HECK,

OLD JEWISH COMICS NEVER DIE,

THEY JUST WITHER ,FADE AND LIE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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